Smashed

A cursed man must keep his BAC above 0.08, otherwise he dies.

Photo by Orkhan Farmanli on Unsplash

They reached the fifth stop of the bar crawl when Ben Henke’s bladder would no longer oblige. He checked-in with the bouncer then briskly worked his way to the bathroom.

The bar was nice but the restroom was a dungeon. Ben could smell the black mold as he slid into an open urinal. The stream’s relief was so satisfying he rested his forearm against the moldy…