Deli Fight

When a brotherly fight goes too far, one brother must forgive the other and perform an emergency tracheotomy with a greasy pen tube.

Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Baby dill relish splattered across my face like buck shot. I cleared the Dijon mustard from my eyes in time to see my brother, in his loading phase, about to unload a clamped handful of sauerkraut on the same speedy trajectory as the baby dill relish.